PROKO-de-REAMO
Posted: Tue May 15, 2007 10:40 am
Here is one of my specialties:
PORKO-de-REAMO - {Okie Pork Chops}
1 SPLASH/CHOP Olive Oil
1 CLOVE/CHOP Regular Garlic
1 TON (or less) Lean to Semi-Lean Pork Chops (Family Pack works well)
1 SLURP/CHOP Worcestershire Sauce
5 SLURPS/CHOP TABASCO® Brand Pepper Sauce
3 DASHES/CHOP Lemon Flavor Mrs. Dash®
Smile 1 BOTTLE MAKER’S MARK® Kentucky Bourbon Whiskey (not 1 bottle per . . . then again?)
1 LITER RC Cola®
1 PINT/12 CHOPS Sour Cream
1 TEASPOON/CHOP Regular (not brown or any other weird flavor) Mustard
1 CAN/12 CHOPS Cream of Mushroom Soup
Work Time: Less than 15 minutes
Cook Time: 4-6 hours
Recovery Time: Indirectly proportional to how much MAKER’S MARK® is left in the bottle after . . . Smile Smile
Step 1 - Pour two splashes each olive oil and Worcestershire sauce in large skillet on MED heat.
Step 2 - Set timer on microwave or stove for 5 minutes.
Step 3 - Go watch TV until timer goes off . . .
. . . (took MAKER’S MARK® to watch TV) . . .
. . . do not hear timer . . .
. . . smell oil burning! yikes yikes yikes
Better yet, just skip to Step 4.
Step 4 - Peel cloves of garlic, one for each chop.
Step 5 - Ignore the black in skillet and place two unseasoned chops in hot oil. Sear each side for ONE MINUTE.
Step 6 - When each side is seared, place in oblong (or round) slow cooker.
Step 7 - Over top of each chop, sprinkle liberal splashes of TABASCO® and Mrs. Dash®
Step 8 - Sear remaining chops and season per Step 7.
Step 9 - Turn off heat under skillet. Mix 4 to 10 shots of MAKER’S MARK® in skillet with juices and garlic. Pour entire mess over chops. Mix the rest of bottle with RC Cola® on ice. Smile Smile Smile Smile
Step 10 - Before you finish too many drinks, mix in separate bowl the sour cream, mustard and mushroom soup. Pour that mess over chops.
Step 11 - [HICUP] - Slok in Cow cooker on sighest hetting (or in 250 deg oven) for 40, eerrrr . . no . . . 4? . . . yes, 4 hours.
Serve at lotpuck or some other - [HICUP] - function where stomach-coating food is also available.
cheers Smile Smile Smile Smile Smile Smile Smile Smile cheers
PORKO-de-REAMO - {Okie Pork Chops}
1 SPLASH/CHOP Olive Oil
1 CLOVE/CHOP Regular Garlic
1 TON (or less) Lean to Semi-Lean Pork Chops (Family Pack works well)
1 SLURP/CHOP Worcestershire Sauce
5 SLURPS/CHOP TABASCO® Brand Pepper Sauce
3 DASHES/CHOP Lemon Flavor Mrs. Dash®
Smile 1 BOTTLE MAKER’S MARK® Kentucky Bourbon Whiskey (not 1 bottle per . . . then again?)
1 LITER RC Cola®
1 PINT/12 CHOPS Sour Cream
1 TEASPOON/CHOP Regular (not brown or any other weird flavor) Mustard
1 CAN/12 CHOPS Cream of Mushroom Soup
Work Time: Less than 15 minutes
Cook Time: 4-6 hours
Recovery Time: Indirectly proportional to how much MAKER’S MARK® is left in the bottle after . . . Smile Smile
Step 1 - Pour two splashes each olive oil and Worcestershire sauce in large skillet on MED heat.
Step 2 - Set timer on microwave or stove for 5 minutes.
Step 3 - Go watch TV until timer goes off . . .
. . . (took MAKER’S MARK® to watch TV) . . .
. . . do not hear timer . . .
. . . smell oil burning! yikes yikes yikes
Better yet, just skip to Step 4.
Step 4 - Peel cloves of garlic, one for each chop.
Step 5 - Ignore the black in skillet and place two unseasoned chops in hot oil. Sear each side for ONE MINUTE.
Step 6 - When each side is seared, place in oblong (or round) slow cooker.
Step 7 - Over top of each chop, sprinkle liberal splashes of TABASCO® and Mrs. Dash®
Step 8 - Sear remaining chops and season per Step 7.
Step 9 - Turn off heat under skillet. Mix 4 to 10 shots of MAKER’S MARK® in skillet with juices and garlic. Pour entire mess over chops. Mix the rest of bottle with RC Cola® on ice. Smile Smile Smile Smile
Step 10 - Before you finish too many drinks, mix in separate bowl the sour cream, mustard and mushroom soup. Pour that mess over chops.
Step 11 - [HICUP] - Slok in Cow cooker on sighest hetting (or in 250 deg oven) for 40, eerrrr . . no . . . 4? . . . yes, 4 hours.
Serve at lotpuck or some other - [HICUP] - function where stomach-coating food is also available.
cheers Smile Smile Smile Smile Smile Smile Smile Smile cheers