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Re: Helen Waite
Posted: Tue Dec 16, 2008 6:27 pm
by WPandP
So what you're telling me is, it's them boys in Washington DC playing around with nukes that caused us all to go through a mysterious time warp? Hawk, did YOU go out and see that big remake of a famous sci-fi movie this weekend?
Re: Helen Waite
Posted: Tue Dec 16, 2008 6:43 pm
by Stoker
This brings to mind a point : Everything man has ever done has failed. The pyramids take the prize for the longest triumph of man made things- but alas, they too are slowly falling apart, and they are after all just piles of stone.
Mans hubris: We can make bombs that will wipe out mankind? GREAT! Lets build 30,000 of them- what could possibly go wrong? We figured out how to splice the DNA of a fish with a tomato so the pasty fruits will last longer on the shelf? GREAT! Lets plant billions of them and feed them to everyone- what could possibly go wrong?
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Re: Helen Waite
Posted: Tue Dec 16, 2008 11:03 pm
by Hawk
WPandP wrote:So what you're telling me is, it's them boys in Washington DC playing around with nukes that caused us all to go through a mysterious time warp? Hawk, did YOU go out and see that big remake of a famous sci-fi movie this weekend?
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Re: Helen Waite
Posted: Wed Dec 17, 2008 7:08 am
by Wolverine@MSU
Forgive me if I'm a bit dense, but who is Helen Waite, and why is this thread named for her?
Re: Helen Waite
Posted: Wed Dec 17, 2008 9:26 am
by Stoker
I believe the thread title is a wordplay "joke", i.e If you have a "Problem" go to Helen Waite....
Re: Helen Waite
Posted: Wed Dec 17, 2008 9:27 am
by Hawk
Well, I just spent the last two minutes typing my answer, only to find you beat me to it Stoker.
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(
I'm a bit of a slow typer)
Oh well! You got it right.
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Re: Helen Waite
Posted: Wed Dec 17, 2008 9:33 am
by Stoker
Kind of like the "Complaint Departments" plaque with a hand grenade on it, with a big "1" on the pin. If you have a complaint just pull the pin and wait, someone will be right with you.... I think they give out those plaques with salvage yard licenses as every junkyard in the nation seems to have one behind the counter.
Re: Helen Waite
Posted: Wed Dec 17, 2008 12:04 pm
by Wolverine@MSU
Guess I must just be behind the times and out of the loop. Makes sense now.
On a side note, I was well into adulthood before I learned about the "pull my finger" ploy.
Re: Helen Waite
Posted: Wed Dec 17, 2008 5:22 pm
by Hawk
Wolverine@MSU wrote:On a side note, I was well into adulthood before I learned about the "pull my finger" ploy.
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I just busted out laughing when I read that.
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Re: Helen Waite
Posted: Wed Dec 17, 2008 6:39 pm
by thegrindre
As most of you know, I'm from Calif. That never happened to me until I came to the south then I, too, was well into manhood... like in my 30's... And, I still don't think it's funny.
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Re: Helen Waite
Posted: Wed Dec 17, 2008 6:48 pm
by WPandP
TheGrindre said:
As most of you know, I'm from Calif. That never happened to me until I came to the south then I, too, was well into manhood... like in my 30's... And, I still don't think it's funny.
It's the people who don't think it's funny who make it funny, actually...
Hawk, any chance we can add a "finger-pull" icon to the selection of smilies?
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Re: Helen Waite
Posted: Wed Dec 17, 2008 7:31 pm
by Knave
I worked construction all my life. Pull my finger is mild stuff gentlemen. Mild.
Re: Helen Waite
Posted: Wed Dec 17, 2008 7:41 pm
by Stoker
Ahhh- construction pranks- now your talking. "Hey Newguy, grab me some toenails." Newguy says "Where they at boss?"--- "They're in the box next to the boardstretcher" --"you know-- the big 3 cylinder one on the bottom".....
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Re: Helen Waite
Posted: Wed Dec 17, 2008 11:03 pm
by Hawk
WPandP wrote:Hawk, any chance we can add a "finger-pull" icon to the selection of smilies?
![!DUH! *!*!*!](./images/smilies/smilie120.gif)
If you can find one, or make one, I'll add it.
Re: Helen Waite
Posted: Thu Dec 18, 2008 1:57 am
by KevinL
Re: Helen Waite
Posted: Thu Dec 18, 2008 8:49 am
by Hawk
Go it added Kevin. Click on the 'View more smilies' link.
Re: Helen Waite
Posted: Thu Dec 18, 2008 9:39 am
by WPandP
Wow!
My tongue was firmly planted in my cheek. Thanks for the addition, Kevin and Hawk!
Re: Helen Waite
Posted: Sat Dec 20, 2008 3:33 pm
by thegrindre
Am I correct in assuming that we now have a
funny farting finger in the, View more smiley's, link? Sheesh!
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Re: Helen Waite
Posted: Sat Dec 20, 2008 5:39 pm
by Hawk
thegrindre wrote:Am I correct in assuming that we now have a
funny farting finger in the, View more smiley's, link? Sheesh!
![cheers (0!!0)](./images/smilies/cheers.gif)
You didn't see it?
![pull my finger !!pull!!](./images/smilies/an-pull_my_finger.gif)
Re: Helen Waite
Posted: Sat Dec 20, 2008 7:42 pm
by KevinL
Deep down inside, we'll all just a bunch of 13 year olds.
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