I KNEW the wig thing was coming - - - First excuse of the folliclely challenged. I do get accused of coloring it also.
The FACTS are thus:
- Baldness is cause by TOO MUCH testosterone reaching the upper levels too fast. That is why SO many women consider bald SO SEXY,they know whats in the inside
Guys like me have to compete with you chick magnets
with charm, good looks, LOTS of money, or a big combination of the three, mostly the last one
Not sure if gray hair is testosterone related because I see LOTS of gray guys MUCH younger than I with full heads of hair.
- When you combine less T with MORE T (tallness - teststuff never made it up that high - lack of beard proves that) you get ONE top-heavy HAIRY, hard-as-hell-to-get-a-date (that's why my first marriage lasted 14 years and second will be 13 next month) APE, like me! (Had to try extra hard to make them last - - - took 25 years to find the first and six years to find the second [and last] one!!!)
Yep, I kid you folliclesssss guys . . . but I know what's inside, and I
Now what was that about Ovaltine?