Do you like hot chocolate? Is there chocolate in your brand?

[thegrindre]

We may have to change the title of this thread to "Is there hair in your chocolate?"

Although, my beard is as white as snow...

[Hawk]

I got more hair than alls ya'll PUT TOGETHER . . . just ask Hawk, or did I take my hat off when I visited back in 2006?

You mean this hat?

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No, I don't think you ever took it off, although that is dependent on my memory.

[AZ Rail Rat]

Sometimes I wear this hat, like when I picked up Miss Cleo on 5/5/2007 down in Yuma.
She was rescued by Arizona Basset Hound Rescue - - -
OK, so she has a coonhound head sewn on to a basset body, but we love her.

. . . and here is what is under the hats . . .
. . . top this all you baldies!

[Gwizz]

That wig looks good, but there is a little gray around the edge or is that caused by Photo Shop.

[AZ Rail Rat]

I KNEW the wig thing was coming - - - First excuse of the folliclely challenged. I do get accused of coloring it also.

The FACTS are thus:

- Baldness is cause by TOO MUCH testosterone reaching the upper levels too fast. That is why SO many women consider bald SO SEXY,
they know whats in the inside.

Guys like me have to compete with you chick magnets with charm, good looks, LOTS of money, or a big combination of the three, mostly the last one! Not sure if gray hair is testosterone related because I see LOTS of gray guys MUCH younger than I with full heads of hair.

- When you combine less T with MORE T (tallness - teststuff never made it up that high - lack of beard proves that) you get ONE top-heavy HAIRY, hard-as-hell-to-get-a-date (that's why my first marriage lasted 14 years and second will be 13 next month) APE, like me! (Had to try extra hard to make them last - - - took 25 years to find the first and six years to find the second [and last] one!!!)

Yep, I kid you folliclesssss guys . . . but I know what's inside, and I you.

Now what was that about Ovaltine?

[thegrindre]

Far too much malt. Don't like malt...

(I think that's where we left off...)

[AZ Rail Rat]

Back when I was a kid, we lived in Albany, Texas. Mother worked in a nursing home a block from downtown. (EVERYTHING in Albany is a block from downtown . . . even today. Visited in 2006 and it seemed just as small.)

Anyway, she would work swing shift and give me money to head to the drugstore for a burger before going to a movie to pass time until her shift was over. At the drugstore I would down a malt with the burger and "one for the road" before the movie. Almost TWO YEARS of doing that every weekend at the ripe age of 10 is where I put on most of my BULK.

Still LOVE a good malt. Best today that don't cost an arm and a leg are at Whataburger!

[thegrindre]

Now, that's a good burger! Load one of those up with everything and, you got yourself a wallet friendly meal. But, don't forget the root beer and in the winter, hot chocolate.

That's what this thread's about!!!